What I Know I Learned from Reality TV

This is what I know:

1. my dog is a lazy bitch

2. ben and jerry's has the best ice cream

3. drunk homeless people usually say very funny things

4. girls are catty bitches

5. that no matter where you are in the country - "Raising Helen" is on somewhere

6. that smell your pee gets when you eat asparagus? it's a dominant trait - most people have it but not all

7. white tigers are NOT Siberian like everyone thinks - they are just Bengal and they have the recessive trait of being white with blue eyes.

8. that regardless of the color - all tigers have smushy faces that I want to kiss

9. wine cures anxiety

10. i can't drink on the job

11. shoes cure depression much like wine cures anxiety

12. EVERYONE in the world picks their nose. and if they say they don't they're liars. and if they cover their face with their non-dominant hand while "scratching" with the dominant hand - they're digging for gold

13. i like lists

Seriously random, but so was the day.  Life is chill these days and not much going on.